Yippeekayyaiyay! The couple who made the offer seem just perfect for this place. The wrote me a letter with their offer describing their impressions upon moving in, how they could tell how much love has been put into the house, and how excited they are to live here. I couldn’t ask for a better family [...]
Archive for March, 2008
House Sold, South Park, and Gross Out Videos
Posted in Friends, Personal, life, tagged elephant ass, elephants, Friends, Home, life, Love, Personal, South Park on March 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Molly
Posted in Animals, Family, Health, Love, Personal, life, tagged brain tumors, dogs, illness, Love, pain, seizures on March 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Woke up this morning to my dog Molly having a major seizure. Her head was all twisted to the left her spine all to the right she could not stand she was shitting and pissing herself and her eyes were pointing in opposite directions. It was horrible. I’m kind of weirded out by the fact [...]
Dogs, Blogs, and the Nice Manager at Target
Posted in Animals, Children, Personal, Pointless Rambling, Random Thoughts, tagged Blogs, Children, dogs, Personal, Random Thoughts, Shopping on March 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
My silly little dog hurt his back leg. I suspect he injured it while jumping off the couch or the bed. In any case, it appears to be a soft tissue injury and, while he is limping, he seems to be improving. He does not like to step on it and walks gingerly. Today I [...]
Single Mother, Foiled Again
Posted in Children, Family, Personal, tagged Children, Family, parenting, Personal, Sad on March 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
There is a line in the film Bridget Jones’s Diary where she is talking to Mark. She says to him, “You seem to go out of your way to make me feel like a complete idiot every time I see you and you REALLY needn’t bother. I already feel like an idiot most of the time [...]
Little Bunny Foo Foo
Posted in Animals, Funny, Humor, tagged Animals, Bunny Foo Foo, Funny, Humor, Politics on March 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Oh this is just so lovely, I had to share! Notice how Bunny Foo Foo hides his hammer when the fairy comes to see him, and his eyes go all googly side to side. It’s brilliant.
http://www.banjobunny.com/cardpreview.php?cardid=108
Windows Needs to Fly Out the Window
Posted in Ranting, computers, tagged computer, Linux, virus, Vista, Windows, XP on March 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Insomnia is sucking my brain dry.
I would like to warn any readers who are offended by cussing to stop reading right now. Because I am writing about the product designed by Bill Gates et al, I cuss quite frequently in this post.
Fucking Windows makes me want to throw the computer. Someone recently suggested Linux and [...]
Brain Robber
Posted in Dharma, Health, Personal, Pointless Rambling, tagged Dharma, Health, Insomnia, Personal, Relaxation, sleep, Stress on March 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Insomnia is cruel. Like an invisible burgler it crawls through the window of your brain robbing you of sleep. The parts for sleep may all be there, but insomnia has stolen them. You can try the tools, valerian root, guided imagery, good hard exercise during the day, earplugs, white-noise machines, eye covers, making certain not to drink any liquid before [...]
Needle Biopsy: Another Way to Say Punch in the Chest
Posted in Cancer, Health, tagged breast, breast cancer, Breasts, Cancer, chemo, chemotherapy, doctor, doctors, Health, life, oncology, patient, radiation, Surgeons, Surgery on March 6, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I lucked out with cancer. I really did. First of all, I was not a rabid lump checker. I remembered to do it every few months, usually in the shower. I did not schedule a monthly visit with myself in between periods lying in my bed as is recommended. I would be showering or getting dressed and remember to [...]
So Unbelievable
Posted in Animals, Environmental, Health, Personal, Politics, Ranting, Society, tagged America, Animals, Box Elder Bugs, Carcinogens, Earth, Environment, Health, Insects, Personal, Ranting, Society, Spiders, Suburbs, Toxins on March 3, 2008 | 1 Comment »
My daughter likes box elder bugs. They are these harmless beetle things that only live for about a week. They have red stripes on their back and they fly, their wings little red capes whirring behind them in flight, kind of like little insectian super heroes. They enjoy warmth, so they hang out in windows and places with [...]
The Corporate Addiction Palace Has My Number
Posted in Health, Personal, Pointless Rambling, Random Thoughts, Ranting, tagged Caffeine, computers, Pointless Rambling, Random Thoughts, Ranting, starbucks on March 2, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Yep. It’s on speed dial. LARA! It calls. Come on down here for a bit. You know you want to. Stop writing and web surfing and come on down. We’ve got a yummy chai tea waiting right here for you. Oh, it’s not that expensive and you know you want it. Imagine that warm feeling [...]
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